Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

"Are those alpacas or llamas?" "Goats..." "Are those fat goats.. or are they pregnant?"

I have been insulted twice by my own Mother.

I have been snuggling up in my sweatshirt and curling up in a good book and blanket, minding my own business. My hood was up, and so was my hair.

The woman that I call my Mother looks at me and says, "You look like Justin Bieber."

Then it happened AGAIN, an hour later.

WHAT?! Me, looking like a Canadian that is a disgrace to all mankind?


Really Mother? I believe I look like a better specimen than Justin Bieber.

It's an insult to all womankind.

Especially being called JUSTIN BIEBER.

But then again, the females don't want him either.