You Know You’re A Rebel When..

1. You’re assembling something and you notice instructions but throw them away.

2. You don’t wash your makeup off before you go to bed.

3. You don’t read the warning label.

4. You don’t walk up the stairs or down the hallway after you turned off the light at night.

5. You see a do not touch sign but you touch it anyway.

6. You don’t use heat protector when you use heat on your hair.

7. You jaywalk and/or text on the crosswalk at BYUI.

8. You don’t crack sunflower shells and eat the seed; you eat the whole thing.

9. You scream on the most calm, soothing ride at an amusement park.

10. You take two pieces of candy/mint/etc when the sign tells you to ‘take one’.

11. You read that the microwaved popcorn should go in for 1 minute 45 seconds. but you put it in for 1 minute 50 seconds instead.

12. You use eye shadow as a lipstick, or any makeup product not for it’s intended use.

13. You swing on the baby swings at the park when you’re not a baby (obviously).

14. You hum or quietly sing to yourself in the 2nd floor (floor of dead silence) of the library (also at BYUI).

15. You Facebook stalk a person far far back and you actually like or comment on things.

16. You eat just one potato chip.

17. You don’t wait for your nail polish to dry in between coats.

18. You wear two different colored socks.

"I burned the chow!"

Last night I was talking to Chris and I had a craving for popcorn.

I hunt for the microwaved popcorn and put it in for 2:50, thinking that would be a sufficient amount of time.

Oh, it was sufficient enough.

I smelt something nasty and I take out the popcorn 10 seconds early.

I go sit down and I stare at the popcorn and I open it and a waft of nasty burning badness poofs on my face.

I cough, choke, and make very dramatic faces while my eyes water in pain because the smell is so atrocious!

I observe the popcorn...


It looks better in picture than reality. There were some whole pieces that were burnt black all the way through!

I ate some of it anyways, but when my parents came home they begged me to throw away the popcorn outside.

I ate some more, and THEN I finally took it out to the trash.

The house smelled so bad, we lighted the candle 'Leaves' and it didn't do any good. Then I sprayed the whole house with Lysol. It didn't work.

We need to upgrade to Febreze.

It brought back memories when it was about 4 years ago when I was 12 and I'd always eat Easy Mac.

I made some Easy Mac as usual and I thought to myself, man, that was really easy to make.

Once again, it smelled a little funny in our house but I thought nothing of it. Our windows were open and I was probably smelling something from outside.

The microwave beeps and I open the door and a whole cloud of smoke comes straight for me and I hack like an old lady!

Oh I wish I could have taken a picture of this, but I had forgotten to put water in my Easy Mac and all of the pasta was burnt black.

It smelled for almost a day before the house smelled normal, just like the popcorn fiasco.

The house smells normal now, until next time.