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I'm not the type of person to get mail. Unless it's a letter from school, a reminder that I have a dentist appointment coming up, or a letter from Ben. Ben and I e-mail so I haven't gotten a letter in a long time.

My Mom told me I got mail and she placed a small envelope in my lap and I assumed it was a letter from Ben, same size so I didn't really think much about it.

I open it up and it looks like this:



Um.. Elder Caj Johansson who? Why is he giving me ribbon? How did he get my address? If he knows me then why didn't he write down my last name?

Of course, I do what all teenagers do and see if he has a facebook. He does, he goes to BYU, and he graduated high school in 2009. Wait what, he lives in Michigan? I've never even been there much know where it is?! No mutual friends? What's going on here?

Ben is in Baltimore, Maryland, he's in Argentina? But yet the stamp says he's still in the USA? Even though he's been a missionary for almost 5 months now? [It's amazing what you can do when you Google his name. HELL-O, family blog!]

I'm so confused... and a bit creeped out.