1. You’re assembling something and you notice instructions but throw them away.
2. You don’t wash your makeup off before you go to bed.
3. You don’t read the warning label.
4. You don’t walk up the stairs or down the hallway after you turned off the light at night.
5. You see a do not touch sign but you touch it anyway.
6. You don’t use heat protector when you use heat on your hair.
7. You jaywalk and/or text on the crosswalk at BYUI.
8. You don’t crack sunflower shells and eat the seed; you eat the whole thing.
9. You scream on the most calm, soothing ride at an amusement park.
10. You take two pieces of candy/mint/etc when the sign tells you to ‘take one’.
11. You read that the microwaved popcorn should go in for 1 minute 45 seconds. but you put it in for 1 minute 50 seconds instead.
12. You use eye shadow as a lipstick, or any makeup product not for it’s intended use.
13. You swing on the baby swings at the park when you’re not a baby (obviously).
14. You hum or quietly sing to yourself in the 2nd floor (floor of dead silence) of the library (also at BYUI).
15. You Facebook stalk a person far far back and you actually like or comment on things.
16. You eat just one potato chip.
17. You don’t wait for your nail polish to dry in between coats.
18. You wear two different colored socks.
