"I burned the chow!"

Last night I was talking to Chris and I had a craving for popcorn.

I hunt for the microwaved popcorn and put it in for 2:50, thinking that would be a sufficient amount of time.

Oh, it was sufficient enough.

I smelt something nasty and I take out the popcorn 10 seconds early.

I go sit down and I stare at the popcorn and I open it and a waft of nasty burning badness poofs on my face.

I cough, choke, and make very dramatic faces while my eyes water in pain because the smell is so atrocious!

I observe the popcorn...


It looks better in picture than reality. There were some whole pieces that were burnt black all the way through!

I ate some of it anyways, but when my parents came home they begged me to throw away the popcorn outside.

I ate some more, and THEN I finally took it out to the trash.

The house smelled so bad, we lighted the candle 'Leaves' and it didn't do any good. Then I sprayed the whole house with Lysol. It didn't work.

We need to upgrade to Febreze.

It brought back memories when it was about 4 years ago when I was 12 and I'd always eat Easy Mac.

I made some Easy Mac as usual and I thought to myself, man, that was really easy to make.

Once again, it smelled a little funny in our house but I thought nothing of it. Our windows were open and I was probably smelling something from outside.

The microwave beeps and I open the door and a whole cloud of smoke comes straight for me and I hack like an old lady!

Oh I wish I could have taken a picture of this, but I had forgotten to put water in my Easy Mac and all of the pasta was burnt black.

It smelled for almost a day before the house smelled normal, just like the popcorn fiasco.

The house smells normal now, until next time.