""I wonder what's it like to make out with a cow."

I realized here in Morgan Hill, I have a lot of family.

1. Two husbands - CJ and Chris
2. Two wives - Justine and Hannah (she's not technically in Morgan Hill, but still)
3. Three daughters - Stephanie, Jackie and Lilly
4. Grand kids - Jessica, Ashley + the whole drama class
5. Four younger sisters - Allyson, Corey, Madison, Allegra
6. Five younger brothers - Afari, Jim, Johnathan, Kalum and Samuel
7. One cousin - Lexie
8. One sister-in-law - Aureli

Man, I think Stockton has some competition for having the most family already.