Monday, November 8, 2010

"I just realized I've been wearing my shirt backwards.. I've been wearing it for hours."

You know, there's one thing I REALLY hate about moving to a new house.

Whenever I'm wandering in the dark trying to find my way I usually:

a. Run into a wall
b. Run into the fridge
c. Run into a picture,
d. Run into a door
e. Run into a table
f. Run into a door hinge
g. All of the above


I haven't ran into a door hinge not once but three times already since August.

All three caused me on limping for at least 48 hours with a bruised pinkie.

Two of them caused me to cry and crazily roll around on the floor.

One caused me to have part of my pinkie toenail ripped off. [Beautiful thought I know.]

Oh yeah, and if I ever try to use my hands to feel the walls, I usually aim wrong and I get bruises.

I fail at walking in the dark.

1 comment:

  1. Yeah i know what you mean. When i wander in the dark i always end up either

    a. Falling down the stairs
    b. Jumping out of the window
    c. stepping on my cat
    d. stepping on my sister
    e. stepping on my grandpa
    f. throwing my grandpa down the stairs
    g. all of the above

    Its really inconvenient, but I've learned to live with it.

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