"We got married and our flower girl was a leopard in a tutu. "

I died a little on the inside today.

I blame my Mother for it.

I haven't heard this horrid song in over a year.

CHRISTMAS SHOES.

She just had to click the link on Heather's facebook.

Then when she found out what it was, she just HAD to watch the rest of the video.

I don't understand why oh why someone would write a song like this?

Why would someone try to buy shoes for their dying mother?

Wouldn't they want to spend the last moments with her instead of buying shoes?

I mean COME ON, shoes are a worldly thing! She's not going to take them with her in heaven!

Save your money for the funeral or SOMETHING.

I say that Christmas Shoes is the worst Christmas songs ever.

Santa Baby is a close second.