"Jacob Black is so hot you could bake cookies on him!"

I am no longer allowed to curl my hair on Fridays.

Apparently Derek [a football player] has noticed a correlation to football games and my hair.

Whenever I straighten my hair, Live Oak wins.

If I curl my hair, Live Oak loses.

I am now Derek's good luck charm... or technically Live Oak's good luck charm.

They just don't know it yet.