"And I was like OW PAPERCUT! And Jasper was like OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"

I have committed my first federal crime.

I could go to JAIL for this.

I think.

"I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR!"

I can't believe I did this.

But I did.

I left my shoes in Stacie's car when she took me home from Cassie's Surprise Birthday Party.

I found her at the dance and she gave me the keys to her car, refusing to come with me to get my shoes.

So I was walking around in the rain for at least five minutes trying to find her car.

I saw an old car and I thought, "Ohh! This is her car! ...Sweet, the door is already unlocked!"

So, I opened the car and searched for my shoes.

It wasn't her car.

I broke and entered into someone's car!!

I must repent.

At least I locked the door when I shut it, I mean, what if I really was a burglar?