Old Lady: "Is that Emily's real hair?" Mom: "Yes." Old Lady: "Oh, I thought it was a wig."

I was in the bathroom, finishing curling my hair. Still drowsy from my AMAZING one hour nap at 6:40am. (TGIW!)

I pick up my hair spray and check to see if it's working and it sprayed:

AHHHHH!!!!

Right in the kisser!

It hurt.

It burned.

Real bad.